IN COLLABORATION WITH CODLOREFACTS

SOMEONE'S GOTTA DEBRIEF ME


Barrera Dobbs


Dobbs gives his first impression on the maiden recon flight over the exclusion zone.


Transcript:
Dobbs: Captain Dobbs submitting live report on Deadbolt drone maiden recon flight over EZ.
Dobbs: Whoa, ho! Wild. The terrain is dotted with... purple rocks... emitting light?
Dobbs: Oh man, Barrera’s gonna be all over those.
Dobbs: It looks like I’m passing over a herd of wildlife of some kind. Zooming.
Dobbs: Well, that looks like... survivors? Hey, there's survivors down there!
Dobbs: No - hold on one sec, I'm making another pass. Something's not right here. Repositioning... repositioning…
Dobbs: It… it… No, they're not movin' right. Staggering... Holy fuck - they look decomposed.
Dobbs: Command, now… look… please don’t JAG me for what I’m saying. I’m not making this shit up.
Dobbs: Something else on the move, it... it looks like... animals? Animals might not be the word.
Dobbs: They’re-
Dobbs: What the hell is that? The ground is... It's heaving... some kind of…
Dobbs: Whatever that is... It’s fucking massive.
Dobbs: Uhhhh. At… at this point I’m recommending a very dense surveillance schedule. Radar is picking up a lot of... a lot of unknowns down there waiting for our ground teams.
Dobbs: I’m RTB. And… and someone's gotta debrief me on whatever the fuck it was I just saw. Dobbs out.