IN COLLABORATION WITH CODLOREFACTS

TOO BLOODY RIGHT


Kapoor


Kapoor gives the motor pool some inspiration.


Transcript:
Kapoor: Oi, motor pool! Listen up!
Kapoor: It’s been brought to my attention that some of our operators refer to us lot as “fobbits,” “REMFs” and “geardos.”
Kapoor: Now obviously, we know that’s a load of old bollocks, but it’s important that we remember why.
Kapoor: Think of all these major advancements in warfare - going right back to the Assyrian war chariot.
Kapoor: Game changer? Too bloody right.
Kapoor: Later on, empires relied on naval power - Viking longboats, British man-o-wars, American aircraft carriers...
Kapoor: Tanks in World War One. The Blitzkrieg in World War Two. Jets in Korea. Helicopters in Vietnam. Are you seeing a pattern yet?
Kapoor: It’s all about transportation and technology.
Kapoor: Our graft may not be glamorous, but we are the beating heart of warfare. Battles are won and lost on mobility.
Kapoor: So if any of those grunts ever treat you like some sort of “grease-monkey,” they’re only showing their ignorance.
Kapoor: No matter what they say, you’d soon hear it if our shit didn’t work right in the field. We are nigh on irreplaceable, innit?
Kapoor: As you were. Off you go.