KLAUS BLUEPRINT

Document Text:
“Klaus”
UNNATURAL SCIENCES DIVISION
OFFICE OF REQUIEM – DS&T

Version 1.853 Notes:
Latest version prototype has improved performance in several critical areas:
Dramatic improvement to marksmanship.
Hand-to-hand combat has seen some significant improvements.
Will now obey basic orders.
Durability and strength have seen improvements by 90%.
Core hardware less resistant to modifications and system updates.

Outstanding Issues
Highly irritable. Still lashes out violently if provoked – or when feeling self-conscious.
Prone to mood swings, resulting in increase of unsolicited opinions and complaints when bored.
Sometimes Klaus’s train-of-thought verges on existential crisis. Advice: don’t let Klaus be alone in his thoughts for too long!
DO NOT HUG, HANDSHAKE, OR HIGH-FIVE. KLAUS HAS NO CONCEPT OF HUMAN FRAGILITY.

Approved by: [redacted]
Date: 01/12/85

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