CAPTAIN FANG

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Fang: Hey there. Captain Amy Fang. Deadbolt exfil pilot and getaway extraordinaire.
Fang: I’ve made a bunch of trips over the EZ already and wow...
Fang: I thought I knew what “shitshow” meant. This takes the cake.
Fang: It’s like some horror movie I wouldn’t wanna see. I’m talking straight-to-video bloodbath.
Fang: Jury’s still out on who’s a bigger pain in the ass - the monsters or the damn mercs.
Fang: Monsters make it hard to land. They’re hungry and tend to get handsy.
Fang: Mercs make it hard to do anything. Especially when triple A’s involved.
Fang: Look, I’m just trying to keep my bird in one piece. The less drama in my LZ the better.
Fang: I’m gonna let you get to it. Lots of fun stuff to do around here.
Fang: If you find yourself in a bind, give me a call, I’ll come get ya.